What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? It would make it easier to repost a joke. But her aim is starting to improve! I read a book on anti-gravity. Although, I’m using the Japanese onomatopoeia for a cat purring. 1080pee. Because it saw the salad dressing. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
It becomes daytrogen. Puns can be one of the most entertaining ways to have fun with words. Ten tickles.
Cause tennis too many. When he drops the beet. Or perhaps it was the era of the Renaissance when people just couldn't Handel the music of Handel? Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is. I went to see a theatrical performance on puns the other day. If Donald Trump becomes president, America is going toupee. I did a theatrical performance on puns. The chef’s assistant asked for a rolling pin, but was told to not be so kneady. I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it. ", He replied, "The Queen is not a subject!".
I was sort of inspired by Kiara this time and wanted to include some of the other Hololive branches including Holostar since they definitely deserve some love. They have a dry sense of humor.
share. They were pretty down to earth. It’s very souperficial. Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? Because his father was a wafer so long! 17.2k.
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A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
A lamborghini, but if that breaks down they drive their SuBAHHru.
Beause he’s always Ben Solo. "This is a robbery! I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. Cookies help us deliver our Services.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. What did daddy spider say to baby spider? So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts.
It's very time consuming.
2 duplicates though (that I’ve noticed so far): Bison and Planet. What do cows tell each other at bedtime? What planet is like a circus? That baseball player was such a bad sport. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems. It’s 90 degrees. I hate Russian Dolls, they are so full of themselves.
Why should you never trust a train? ... Wont there be a PUNishment for such bad jokes?
Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Always serve sour dough bread with a cutting barb. You really shouldn't be intimidated by advanced math…it's easy as pi! The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast.
It was really emotional, even the cake was in tiers. Anyways, stay safe everyone and have a nice day.
Have you seen Marine latest Passpartout stream? There was nothing left but de Brie!
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? Or else they'll ground me!
r/ badjokes The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. Remind me! The funniest sub on reddit. A cabbage and celery walk into a bar and the cabbage gets served first because he was a head. Everyone loves a bad pun. Want to hear a pizza joke? The candle quit his job because he felt burned out. The kitchen plans were always going a-rye. I swear, he followed up with the hardest question for me to answer. Her guests loved the cobbler even though it was totally crumb-y! One can only imagine where the roots of puns are hidden. 14,000 people in 45 countries can't be wrong. "If you have an approach to the world that is rules-based, driven by hierarchy and threatened by irreverence, then you're not going to like puns," he writes. It’s syncing now.
“You deserve butter,” he said and she replied, “You bread my mind.” If you enjoy bread puns, you’ll love these cheesy pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh. Lean beef. Bad puns. What cheese can never be yours? Because it saw the salad dressing. “Wait ’til you get a load of my buns!” Don’t miss these other short jokes anyone can remember. “Some good soul food” 1:37:20, 8) Hey guys. If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing? Why do trees have so many friends? Eskimos keep all of their chilled eggs inside of the egg-loo. Press J to jump to the feed.
GOURDgeous. If I had gold you'd get it good sir/madam. What should a lawyer always wear to a court?
I never understood odorless chemicals, they never make scents. What did the buffalo say to his son? My ex-wife still misses me. 10) Fellas.If your girl is horny,Stacked,And rocks in black.
Make sure you don’t miss these Valentine’s Day puns. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts Nevermind it’s tearable. Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.
These are early predictors of a serious case. Here are some bad puns that’ll still make you smile. The kitchen plans were always going a-rye.
What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? It would make it easier to repost a joke. But her aim is starting to improve! I read a book on anti-gravity. Although, I’m using the Japanese onomatopoeia for a cat purring. 1080pee. Because it saw the salad dressing. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
It becomes daytrogen. Puns can be one of the most entertaining ways to have fun with words. Ten tickles.
Cause tennis too many. When he drops the beet. Or perhaps it was the era of the Renaissance when people just couldn't Handel the music of Handel? Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is. I went to see a theatrical performance on puns the other day. If Donald Trump becomes president, America is going toupee. I did a theatrical performance on puns. The chef’s assistant asked for a rolling pin, but was told to not be so kneady. I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it. ", He replied, "The Queen is not a subject!".
I was sort of inspired by Kiara this time and wanted to include some of the other Hololive branches including Holostar since they definitely deserve some love. They have a dry sense of humor.
share. They were pretty down to earth. It’s very souperficial. Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? Because his father was a wafer so long! 17.2k.
You know why I like egg puns? Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer), cheesy pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh, 15 punny food pickup lines that will make you chuckle, Do Not Sell My Personal Information – CA Residents.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
A lamborghini, but if that breaks down they drive their SuBAHHru.
Beause he’s always Ben Solo. "This is a robbery! I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. Cookies help us deliver our Services.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. What did daddy spider say to baby spider? So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts.
It's very time consuming.
2 duplicates though (that I’ve noticed so far): Bison and Planet. What do cows tell each other at bedtime? What planet is like a circus? That baseball player was such a bad sport. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems. It’s 90 degrees. I hate Russian Dolls, they are so full of themselves.
Why should you never trust a train? ... Wont there be a PUNishment for such bad jokes?
Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Always serve sour dough bread with a cutting barb. You really shouldn't be intimidated by advanced math…it's easy as pi! The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast.
It was really emotional, even the cake was in tiers. Anyways, stay safe everyone and have a nice day.
Have you seen Marine latest Passpartout stream? There was nothing left but de Brie!
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? Or else they'll ground me!
r/ badjokes The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. Remind me! The funniest sub on reddit. A cabbage and celery walk into a bar and the cabbage gets served first because he was a head. Everyone loves a bad pun. Want to hear a pizza joke? The candle quit his job because he felt burned out. The kitchen plans were always going a-rye. I swear, he followed up with the hardest question for me to answer. Her guests loved the cobbler even though it was totally crumb-y! One can only imagine where the roots of puns are hidden. 14,000 people in 45 countries can't be wrong. "If you have an approach to the world that is rules-based, driven by hierarchy and threatened by irreverence, then you're not going to like puns," he writes. It’s syncing now.
“You deserve butter,” he said and she replied, “You bread my mind.” If you enjoy bread puns, you’ll love these cheesy pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh. Lean beef. Bad puns. What cheese can never be yours? Because it saw the salad dressing. “Wait ’til you get a load of my buns!” Don’t miss these other short jokes anyone can remember. “Some good soul food” 1:37:20, 8) Hey guys. If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing? Why do trees have so many friends? Eskimos keep all of their chilled eggs inside of the egg-loo. Press J to jump to the feed.
GOURDgeous. If I had gold you'd get it good sir/madam. What should a lawyer always wear to a court?
I never understood odorless chemicals, they never make scents. What did the buffalo say to his son? My ex-wife still misses me. 10) Fellas.If your girl is horny,Stacked,And rocks in black.
Make sure you don’t miss these Valentine’s Day puns. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts Nevermind it’s tearable. Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.
These are early predictors of a serious case. Here are some bad puns that’ll still make you smile. The kitchen plans were always going a-rye.
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You know the kind we're talking about, the bad puns and one-liners so ridiculous and stupid that they make you wince, and you laugh even though your brain is … I just found out I'm colorblind. He was feline fine! Plus, I think it’s adorable that Marine painted Rushia and wanted her transaction to be successful so badly which obviously was overwhelmingly successful, 9) Does anyone ever ponder whenever Okayu and Korone have these tee tee moments, Okayu goes, “ごろごろ” ? I thought I saw a spider on my laptop, but my friend said it was just a bug. I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around. I definitely remember that.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says “Do you smell fish?”. ", "Boulder," he corrected me. Better pun. It was in tents. Or maybe it all started in the Middle Ages when, by a long shot, the Trebuchet was the most powerful weapon? The scarecrow get promoted because he was outstanding in his field. Yesterday a clown held the door for me. Enjoy or suffer~, 1) What do you call a Haachama fan after she roasted that person?“Haatonkatsu”, 2) Can you you think of a good Iofi pun/joke? Submitted to Reddit by coolislandbreeze
What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? It would make it easier to repost a joke. But her aim is starting to improve! I read a book on anti-gravity. Although, I’m using the Japanese onomatopoeia for a cat purring. 1080pee. Because it saw the salad dressing. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
It becomes daytrogen. Puns can be one of the most entertaining ways to have fun with words. Ten tickles.
Cause tennis too many. When he drops the beet. Or perhaps it was the era of the Renaissance when people just couldn't Handel the music of Handel? Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is. I went to see a theatrical performance on puns the other day. If Donald Trump becomes president, America is going toupee. I did a theatrical performance on puns. The chef’s assistant asked for a rolling pin, but was told to not be so kneady. I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it. ", He replied, "The Queen is not a subject!".
I was sort of inspired by Kiara this time and wanted to include some of the other Hololive branches including Holostar since they definitely deserve some love. They have a dry sense of humor.
share. They were pretty down to earth. It’s very souperficial. Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? Because his father was a wafer so long! 17.2k.
You know why I like egg puns? Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer), cheesy pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh, 15 punny food pickup lines that will make you chuckle, Do Not Sell My Personal Information – CA Residents.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
A lamborghini, but if that breaks down they drive their SuBAHHru.
Beause he’s always Ben Solo. "This is a robbery! I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. Cookies help us deliver our Services.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. What did daddy spider say to baby spider? So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts.
It's very time consuming.
2 duplicates though (that I’ve noticed so far): Bison and Planet. What do cows tell each other at bedtime? What planet is like a circus? That baseball player was such a bad sport. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems. It’s 90 degrees. I hate Russian Dolls, they are so full of themselves.
Why should you never trust a train? ... Wont there be a PUNishment for such bad jokes?
Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Always serve sour dough bread with a cutting barb. You really shouldn't be intimidated by advanced math…it's easy as pi! The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast.
It was really emotional, even the cake was in tiers. Anyways, stay safe everyone and have a nice day.
Have you seen Marine latest Passpartout stream? There was nothing left but de Brie!
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? Or else they'll ground me!
r/ badjokes The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. Remind me! The funniest sub on reddit. A cabbage and celery walk into a bar and the cabbage gets served first because he was a head. Everyone loves a bad pun. Want to hear a pizza joke? The candle quit his job because he felt burned out. The kitchen plans were always going a-rye. I swear, he followed up with the hardest question for me to answer. Her guests loved the cobbler even though it was totally crumb-y! One can only imagine where the roots of puns are hidden. 14,000 people in 45 countries can't be wrong. "If you have an approach to the world that is rules-based, driven by hierarchy and threatened by irreverence, then you're not going to like puns," he writes. It’s syncing now.
“You deserve butter,” he said and she replied, “You bread my mind.” If you enjoy bread puns, you’ll love these cheesy pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh. Lean beef. Bad puns. What cheese can never be yours? Because it saw the salad dressing. “Wait ’til you get a load of my buns!” Don’t miss these other short jokes anyone can remember. “Some good soul food” 1:37:20, 8) Hey guys. If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing? Why do trees have so many friends? Eskimos keep all of their chilled eggs inside of the egg-loo. Press J to jump to the feed.
GOURDgeous. If I had gold you'd get it good sir/madam. What should a lawyer always wear to a court?
I never understood odorless chemicals, they never make scents. What did the buffalo say to his son? My ex-wife still misses me. 10) Fellas.If your girl is horny,Stacked,And rocks in black.
Make sure you don’t miss these Valentine’s Day puns. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts Nevermind it’s tearable. Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.
These are early predictors of a serious case. Here are some bad puns that’ll still make you smile. The kitchen plans were always going a-rye.
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